Can you survive?
We like to think of The Walking Dead as valuable educational programming. We wouldn't have slept through all those videos in high school if they had shown us zombie survival movies! Okay, that's a lie. We probably would have still slept through them if it happened during first period. We are zombies before 9 am... talk to us after we've had our first can of Bawls. (Which by the way, should totally be on this list.)
Blood-stained white graphics on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.